February 2012
110 posts
Why I (a gay guy) will be forever alone:
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm famous and completely inaccessible.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm straight, so the only serious relationship we'll ever have begins with a "b".
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm a douchebag, and for the most part you'll just be a really awesome fleshlight to me.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm twice your age, so most people will assume we're related and that'll make any kind of PDA painfully awkward.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm a lot younger than you. Jail anyone?
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm taken and/or blissfully happy without you.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm going to friend-zone you. Good luck not developing feelings for me while I depend on you for everything except romance!
Attractive boy: Hi! I live on the other side of the world.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm not even the slightest bit interested in you because you're too tall, or too short, or too skinny, or too fat, or too fem, or too masc, or too boring, or too outgoing, or I don't like your skin color, or I think your hair is gross, or some other reason that will make you feel like there's something or several things terribly wrong with you.
Anonymous asked: Hi! Do you know where I can get 'From Beginning to End' score from?
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DRAMATIC PHOTOS
wildwolfwoman:
lionh3arted-girl:
“Were you the bitch that stole my cookies?”
“I will cut you, bitch.”
“OHMYGAWD I’M SO CUTE.”
“My excitement cannot be contained and I just JIZZED in my pants.”
Anyway, I got bored. Love you all!!!!!!
*finds this cute*
wildwolfwoman:
This is going to be the video that mom and dad are not allowed to ever show future love interests.
kellyclarksonsaidmyname:
Remember in elementary school when Valentine’s Day was fun and you made cards out to everyone in your class and decorated shoe boxes?
Remember how growing up sucks and you sit in your room at 1:05 on Valentine’s Day morning hating life because you realize you’ll literally be single forever?
france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
france:
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
france:
france:
world:
france:
world:
france: hundred.
R.I.P. to all the virginities that will be lost on...
gaymerlag:
Not mine~ FOREVER ALONE!
Anonymous asked: You are gorgeous!